Posted on February 14, 2010.
Can you answer these (someone sent me them!)? Questions to ponder ... others do you want
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> Can you cry under water?
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> What is the importance of a person should be considered before they are
> Killed instead of just murdered?
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> Why do you have to "put your two cents in" .. but it's only a penny "
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thoughts> "Where is that extra penny?
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> Once you are in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
buried
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> Why a round pizza come in a square box?
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> What disease did cured ham actually?
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> How is it that we put man on the moon before we determined it would
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> Good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
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> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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> Why are you in a movie, but you're on TV?
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> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money into
binoculars
> What to see things on the ground?
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> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They will see
you
> Nude anyway.
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> Why the bra "singular and" panties "plural?
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> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
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> If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a stupid song
around him?
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> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
coconut, why
> You can not fix a hole in a boat?
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> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They
at a time
> Dogs!
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> If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
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> If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables
> What is baby oil from?
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> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
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> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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> Why do they call it an asteroid if it is outside the hemisphere,
but call
it> a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
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> Have you ever noticed that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad
Yours,
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window?
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> Have you ever wondered why you gave me your e-mail in the first
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